“More Gas Pleeze!”

I’ve heard of Game Boy games that put you to sleep (Ishido comes to mind), but this is ridiculous. With the PediSedate (which is designed to reduce stress while sedating children at a doctor’s office), your reward for playing video games is an ever-increasing dose of nitrous oxide, a popular anesthetic and whipped cream propellant. But N20 can be dangerous stuff, so always remember the Pedisedate Triangle: Distraction, Comfort, and Sedation. Then you’ll be fine.